Funny Manager Incident Number X

Here is another incident happened with my manager.... funny funny manager...

In our project we use Notes Instant messaging tool, for official chat purpose. In this tool we have an option to mark busy, in which case nobody can ping us and start chat.

My friend was very busy one day and she set her status as busy. Now that day this funny manager had some question for her. But he couldn't chat with her as she was busy.

Then he came to her desk and asked her, "Hey, can you change your status to available in the chat tool, so that I can ask you something in the chat. You can make it busy immediately after that!"

Thats the Manager, who doesn't understand the meaning of busy!!!

Uncyclopedia

You might have tried encyclopedia website, which has information about everything you want to know.

But have you ever tried this - http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

This is Uncyclopedia...this also has information about everything you want to know... but just a small difference... the info that is present on this is not correct... its more of funny information...

Here are some examples -

Some things about Denmark -

Danish Language

“Danish is not a language - it's a throat disease.”

~ Queen Margareth of Denmark

Most linguists have come to believe that the Danish language, sounding approximately as a seal with pneumonia holding a potato in its mouth, is indeed most closely related to Sealese, though some dispute this and think a relation to Penguinese to be more likely. However, the sealists have gained an upper hand recently, with the argument that there have been longstanding contact between native Danes and Seals. Indeed, after the great Seal invasion in prehistoric times, they often inhabit the same territory, with Danes having numerous habitations on Greenland since the landing of Erik den Røde (Erik the Red, not to be confused with Svend the Green), and the invading seals having a large remaining colony in the marshes of south-west Denmark, the so-called "Tønder Marsk" (which is also the home of the last 0.3 people).

Here is another example of Pervez Musharraf -

Pervez Musharraf Early life

Pervez Musharraf was born as a bastard in a deep pig dungeon, on August 11, 1943. Musharraf along with his lesbian friends immigrated to Pakistan and chose to masturbate in Karachi. He stayed in Kabul for three years, two hours and did his education from Bill Clinton Sex college for the economically backward, but being impotent, he got thrown out of there. Although thats all just presumption Mushy in reality is just a space cockroach who was exiled from their planet for being too fucking stupid. He spent his early years in Ankara, Turkey, from 1949 to 1956 and speaks fluent Turkish.

Please note - No personal offenses meant....

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